This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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