she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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