Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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