Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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