Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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