It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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