this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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