try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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