Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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