a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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