cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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