OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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