I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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