He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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