everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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