3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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