love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We just shotgunned beers for America
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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