brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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