"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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