Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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