i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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