After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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