toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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