"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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