I love black thongs
Where is the hickey?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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