Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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