Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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