jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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