I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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