i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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