Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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