i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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