gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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