She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We got so high we made milksteak
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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