dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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