All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize