So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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