I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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