the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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