would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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