I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Your cock deserves a montage
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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