She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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