Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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