i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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