So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Pants are for mortals
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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