i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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