matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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