No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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