So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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