Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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